Satan's McGriddle

As you can see, this is a Wednesday post but it's appearing a Wednesday late. Let's just say, this breakfast sandwich had us in a coma for a week/Allie went to Richmond, Virginia. 

The Quest: 

Make the ultimate breakfast sandwich, with all the breakfast fixins' on one behemoth yummy entity. 

Things You'll Need: 

1. Eggs

2. Breakfast sausage patties

3. Bacon

4. Canadian bacon

5. Cereal 

6. Marshmallow Fluff

7. Cheese

8. Frozen hash brown patty

9. Glazed donut (Dunkin preferably) 

In order to incorporate cereal into this sandwich of epic proportions, rice crispy style treats must be created. First of all, add a scoop of fluff to a scoop of your favorite cereal. Mix these as best as you can while heating the oven to 350. Place the treat into the oven for about 10 minutes. 

Then it's epic meat time. In a skillet, heat up some bacon and then some sausage patties and then some canadian bacon and revel in the fact that all that grease is delicious. 

While cooking the meat, heat up your frozen hash brown patties and then check on your cereal treats. After the ten minutes, try to form the mix into a more cohesive unit and form it into patties. 

After the meat is finished, fry up an egg. Once the egg yoke is happily less than jiggly, grill your donuts on the skillet with the glazed side up. Proceed to assemble your tower of fucking awesome...

1/2 Donut - Hash Brown - Cereal Patty - Canadian Bacon - Egg - Sausage - Bacon - Cheese -1/2 Donut

Eat with caution and a beer. Sit back and try not to move for a few hours. You'll thank us later.